What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

This moon in the solar system continues to surprise scientists with the discovery of alternating water forms on its surface. - Farmingdale Observer

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Can trans people tell me what the criteria for a woman is excluding self identification (facts do not rely on self belief)?

A View to a Kill

-”She is very sexyful!”

From Russia With Love

I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-J W Pepper

Goldfinger

How was your JEE 2024 result like?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Live and Let Die

-All the bad guys are black.

Why do I feel so tired all the time even after a good night’s sleep?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Which current F1 drivers should switch teams based on historical patterns?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Moonraker

The Man with the Golden Gun

How did the trans issue metastasize within just a decade from being a question of kindness and tolerance to a tiny minority to convulsing a whole society?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Octopussy

Is it very wrong to want to spend some time with husband after continuous work for 5 days in a weekend because my husband thinks if we go out every weekend what night my parents and other family members think?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

When was the first time you suck on a penis?

-”Ah so!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why do I sweat so much after shower?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

How did a computer scientist such as Geoffrey Hinton manage to win a Nobel Prize in physics when computer science already has its own Nobel Prize equivalent in the Turing Awards?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Dr No

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Is it possible for creatures with intelligence more advanced than humans to evolve naturally in the universe?